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Satyr

Opening Nights, Birthdays, and my first review

Posted on 02.16.2008 at 01:54
Today is birthday.  I am now 32 years old, and very tipsy from the many rum & cokes I had while sharing an aftershow dinner with my new family, the members of Stage88.

This past Valentine's Day, I opened my first Stage88 community theatre production on and I will be spending the later hours of my birthday on stage for our last show for this week.

Our show just got it's first review:

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Review: Conflicted script buoyed by performances
By CHRIS SILK (Contact)
8:07 p.m., Friday, February 15, 2008


It was a war of words ­ and I’m still not sure who won. On Thursday night at Bonita Springs Community Hall, the actors in Stage 88’s production of “Moonlight and Magnolias” delivered the play’s voluminous dialogue in great wordy bursts, sending out huge gulps of verbiage as if firing pages of the script from cannons across a Civil War battlefield.

How fitting then that the subject of “Moonlight and Magnolias,” written by American Ron Hutchinson, is a farcical behind-the-scenes look at the creation of the script for “Gone With the Wind.”

The setting is 1939 and producer David O. Selznick (Jim Corsica) doesn’t have a director or a screenplay. He shanghais script doctor Ben Hecht (Gil Carrandi Jr.) and yanks director Victor Fleming (Steve Pozgay) off “The Wizard of Oz.” Selznick locks them in his office, sustained only by bananas and peanuts and demands a finished script in five days.

Hecht, the supposed word wunderkind, hasn’t read Margaret Mitchell’s book. So Selznick and Fleming resort to acting out “Gone With the Wind” for him —­ all 53 chapters of it. Along the way, there is a lot of slapstick comedy, epic verbal battles and an oddly poetic line about yak poop.

Corsica, Carrandi and Pozgay bring their demanding roles to life with enthusiasm. The sheer number of words required of each of them over the course of the two-hour play — especially Corsica’s Selznick —­ is impressive. Lucy Harris also slams doors and delivers knife-like looks with aplomb as put-upon secretary Miss Poppenghul,­ always finding a new way to deliver the same old line: ­“Yes, Mr. Selznick.”

I wish that the thin plot had offered more of an arena for the actors to showcase their range. Where Mitchell’s book used its incredible collection of characters and images to leave an indelible mark on the literary landscape, “Moonlight” falls far short in its effort to use comedy to springboard to a more important message about power, passion and identity.

The play gets locked into a “Three Men and a Typewriter” boiler-room mentality that it seems unable to escape from. Although there are plenty of laughs throughout, once the trio of men are assembled,­ the obvious limits of the scenario surface in a script that attempts to marry slapstick with social commentary. And very often it simply doesn’t work.

For instance, Hecht constantly badgers Selznick about ignoring his Jewish identity, which, I gather, is a way to address the fact that “Gone With the Wind” ignored the issue of slavery. A worthy topic, but one that is ultimately lost in the antics of the six-foot-plus Pozgay holding a pillow to his stomach and repeatedly screaming “I’M PUSHING” while acting out Melanie Hamilton Wilkes’ delivery during the sacking of Atlanta. If you’ve never seen a six-foot-plus man pretend to be pregnant (and wanted to),­ this is the place to be. Trust me here.

The play also tries to make an argument about social dynamics by using the Hollywood troika of writer, director and producer in an extended argument over having Scarlett slap her maid Prissy. Which, in the conflicted nature of the play, just turns into a three-man, multiple-angle slap-a-thon. The slapstick is done about as well as it could be but undermines their foray into a serious discussion about race. It’s a peculiar juxtaposition of bathos and logos that happens all too often in “Moonlight.”

Its an interesting concept, especially for longtime devotees of the book and the movie who will recognize familiar touchstones littering the script. There’s a lot that’s good, particularly the three lead actors, who manage to mix slapstick comedy and acres of verbiage. But no actors could be expected to completely rescue this work; the fact that Thursday’s audience seemed to genuinely enjoy the performance is a credit to Corsica, Carrandi and Pozgay.

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I so very fucking happy right now, I'm actually crying.  Happy crying.   Life is fan-fucking-tastic.




Satyr

Tonight Is My First Night Of Rehearsals...

Posted on 01.09.2008 at 13:05
Feeling: excited
...and I'll be honest, I'm a bit nervous as well as excited.  For one, I've got a lot of lines to memorize by Feb 14th, opening night.  Two, aside from the director whom I work with, I'm don't know a single other soul involved which is just a tad bit intimidating.  The people I read with for the audition were obviously old hands with definitely more stage experience than yours truly. But before you go thinking me ready to tuck tail and run, let me assure that I'm not that easily intimidated. 

We'll see how tonight's rehearsal's go and adjust from there.  In the meanwhile, if any of you fellow thespians have any recommendations on how to best commit lines to memory, I'd appreciate any suggestions.


Satyr

I GOT THE PART!

Posted on 01.05.2008 at 18:19
Feeling: jubilant
Yours truly will be playing the part of Ben Hecht in "Moonlight & Magnolias"! 

Ben Hecht!  

*head a-splode with joy*

Satyr

I Auditioned For Two Plays Last Night!

Posted on 01.05.2008 at 13:22
Feeling: ecstatic
One of my co-workers at my new job is the director for a local non-profit volunteer theatre group, Stage88.  When we were first introduced and she learned that we shared a  mutual love for Mel Brooks films, theatre, broadway musicals, and The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Ramen), she practically demanded that I attend the next auditions. 

Well, my audition was last night for two separate plays:  "Moonlight & Magnolias" by Ron Hutchinson and "The Trading Post" by Larry Ketron.
I read for the parts of Ben Hecht and Vic Fleming for Moonlight,  Jim and Louis for Trading.  I won't find out if I got the parts until later on today, so I have that to look forward to.  Whether or not I get a part, I've already volunteered my time and efforts to the group because I'd love to be involved in the theatre again any way I can.  Sure, I may not be on the stage this go around, but there's always other plays and other auditions to come.

I'm just sincerely thrilled that I can pursue my passion again.

Satyr

Dear Verizon,

Posted on 01.03.2008 at 10:11
Who do I have to kill, blackmail, or blow in order to get you guys to offer Fiber Optic broadband in my neck of the woods?  Because thanks to Comcast and their tireless efforts to fuck up the internet as much as they can, I'm without internet connection until the tech arrives sometimes between 1 & 5pm Saturday evening.  Which, by Murphy's law, means that I cannot leave my house because if I so much as make a 5 minute trip to the gas station the following will happen:

1) Cable tech will immediately show up at my door at the exact moment I'm pulling into the gas station.
2) He will knock only once, wait 10 seconds, and then immediately whip out his already prepared "Sorry we missed you"  note
3) He will then proceed to affix yon note upon my door, informing me to schedule another visit that will most likely require a month's wait.
4) He will then jump back in his van and make a hasty escape, making sure to wave goodbye as he passes my car pulling in on his way out.

Well, at least I have my shiny new PS3 to keep me occupied.

Satyr

I Know It's Late And I've Fallen Way Out Of Touch, But....

Posted on 12.26.2007 at 17:16
Feeling: nostalgic
please allow me this opportunity to wish you all "Happy Holidays."

I know it's been ages since I've shared the pleasure of some of your company, but I haven't forgotten a single one of the many great moments of friendship and fellowship I've shared with each of you in years passed.

I hope you're all doing well, and that this holiday season finds you and yours in good health and great fortune.

~NickBottom~

views like this.   Taken with the camera on my company Blackjack.

Satyr

Welcome To Your Life. There's No Turning Back,

Posted on 09.25.2007 at 10:35
Ironies of life.   I have a new job as a Technical Support Representative for a company that is all about social networks, Web 2.0, and because of how busy it's kept me my I haven't been able to actually participate in any of my usual social networking like the forums, MySpace, or even this thing.  I've been missing it though, so I'm going to do what I can to get back in the swing of things.  

Satyr

Yarr, it be time to set sail for more bountiful waters...

Posted on 07.17.2007 at 04:08
Located in: The High Seas
Feeling: happy
Listening To: Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew

Dearest Friends,

After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from Florida Family Insurance, effective July 20, 2007.

Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for all of you as coworkers and colleagues, and I thank you each sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for Florida Family IT over the past seven-and-a-half years; it has been a journey that has provided me with an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.

As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.

Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that working in the IT Department of Florida Family provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

Please note that I am currently accepting applications for crewpersons aboard the “Satyr’s Sword” if you are at all interested in applying.  No sailing experience necessary, but previous skullduggery a plus.  I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.  Peg legs and hook hands are considered cosmetic surgery and therefore not covered.

Sincerely,


The Dread Pirate Mordred


AVAST!  Yes, I am indeed quitting my current job. No, I'm not actually taking up piracy.  Well, not yet.  Have to save up for a good sea-worthy vessel.  Until then I've signed on with another company for better pay and benefits, and get this......daylight hours! No more weekends! (Well, aside from the occasional roll-out, of course.  I start this coming Monday, the 23rd.  So if you're of the mind to celebrate, grab the rum and drink up me hearties.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to print a few copies of the above and leave them on management's desk.  Yo Ho!
 



Satyr

Life is good.

Posted on 05.16.2007 at 06:45
Feeling: happy
Went out on my first date in a while, and it was great.

We did the traditional dinner and a movie, with a stop at the local bookstore full of literary discourse before the movie and tour of the World Market wine selection and international confections afterwards.

Then back to my place for some Robot Chicken and....well, a gentleman does not kiss and tell.

But a pirate will sure as hell imply.  ;)

Next date is already planned for some serious Wii Sports tennis head to head competition.

Shrok, my good ogre, you may have been off by a few months, but you were most certainly right.

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